Contortium Theatre

Rude, gruesome, and scary. Channelling the spirit of the theatre of horror and comedy, the twisted and the bizarre, the legendary Theatre of the Grand Guignol.

A new writing theatre company based in West Yorkshire in the UK. Specialising in the short, the shocking, and the very, very, strange.

A very different night out. Not Safe For.... anyone really.

you have been warned...

Suzanne and Gerrard Bell-Fife. Contortium Theatre show still.

They're back!

Tales of the Bizarre, the autumn 2024 tour

Coming to a venue near you! No parking, no running for last trains, if there's a problem with the babysitter you're only ten minutes away. A mixture of audience favourites and new work, guaranteed to make you shiver! Laugh! Shriek! And possibly harumph.

What if there's a world not far from here where the witch hunts never ended? What lengths will a man go to to eke out his pension? How far will you go for the ultimate ingredient?

Short tales of the very, very different. If you've an interest in horror, in the fantastical, and the downright strange, then you have an interest in Tales of the Bizarre.

  • Friday, 25th October. Sunnybank Social Club, Silsden
  • Friday, 1st November. Skipton Little Theatre
  • Thursday, 7th November. The Golden Lion, Todmorden
  • Friday, 15th November. Clarke Foley Community Hub, Ilkley
  • Friday, 22nd November. The Black Horse, Otley.
  • Thursday, 28th November. The Parkside Club, Haworth

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Kat and Nikki. Contortium Theatre show still.

  • "Went tonight and had a blast!"
  • "The spirit of the Grand Guignol is alive long after they all thought it dead and buried… And dismembered and burnt."
  • "Funny, disturbing, gory, did I mention funny?"
  • They were amazing - had us all in the edge of our seats!!!
  • "Tales that had us guessing and gulping"
  • "Deliciously dark."
  • "a great and very different way to spend an evening."

Advice for bookers


Jason Preston and Ged Quayle in Apres Lui. The prettier end of the company.

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